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The al-Qaeda job application form | The al-Qaeda job application form |
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Fed up with your current job? Feel you're not properly challenged? Bored of the 9-5 routine? Al-Qaeda has a job vacancy for you. | |
Admittedly you will have to fill in a rigorous application form that looks like it has been written by someone who has spent too long working for Deloitte or Accenture, but bureaucracy exists in every walk of life - so why not on the path to violent jihad? | Admittedly you will have to fill in a rigorous application form that looks like it has been written by someone who has spent too long working for Deloitte or Accenture, but bureaucracy exists in every walk of life - so why not on the path to violent jihad? |
Among the cornucopia of material found at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad declassified on Wednesday is this priceless document - a job application form for becoming a member of al-Qaeda. | Among the cornucopia of material found at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad declassified on Wednesday is this priceless document - a job application form for becoming a member of al-Qaeda. |
Points 1-3 are fairly unremarkable - please write clearly and answer truthfully - pretty much what you would expect to find were you applying for a clerk's job at the local water company | Points 1-3 are fairly unremarkable - please write clearly and answer truthfully - pretty much what you would expect to find were you applying for a clerk's job at the local water company |
You then fill in all the personal details - including name, date of birth, father's name, grandfather's name, profession etc etc | You then fill in all the personal details - including name, date of birth, father's name, grandfather's name, profession etc etc |
That is page one. Page two is where it starts to part company with the average job application form. | That is page one. Page two is where it starts to part company with the average job application form. |
Amid the quite ordinary and prosaic questions like "What foreign languages do you speak?" "What education level have you attained?", there are the more unusual - "Date of your arrival in the land of jihad", "Which Shaykhs do you listen to or read often?", "Do you know anyone who travels to Western countries?" | Amid the quite ordinary and prosaic questions like "What foreign languages do you speak?" "What education level have you attained?", there are the more unusual - "Date of your arrival in the land of jihad", "Which Shaykhs do you listen to or read often?", "Do you know anyone who travels to Western countries?" |
On page three, the form gets down to the nitty gritty. | On page three, the form gets down to the nitty gritty. |
Have you ever been convicted by any court? Have you ever been in jail or prison? | Have you ever been convicted by any court? Have you ever been in jail or prison? |
In normal circumstances, the preferred - likely required - answer to those two questions is a big NO. I am going to guess that this form is really looking for a YES. | In normal circumstances, the preferred - likely required - answer to those two questions is a big NO. I am going to guess that this form is really looking for a YES. |
And then these two questions - | And then these two questions - |
Do you wish to execute a suicide operation? What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path? | Do you wish to execute a suicide operation? What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path? |
And at the end of the form, a return to the - almost - banal. | And at the end of the form, a return to the - almost - banal. |
Do you have any chronic or hereditary diseases? Who should we contact in case you became a martyr? | Do you have any chronic or hereditary diseases? Who should we contact in case you became a martyr? |
Followed by lines for an address and phone number of the person who will be informed of your not-so-accidental death. | Followed by lines for an address and phone number of the person who will be informed of your not-so-accidental death. |
It is hard not to read this without a slight sense of disbelief. But then I remembered my undergraduate studies of the German sociologist and philosopher, Max Weber. | It is hard not to read this without a slight sense of disbelief. But then I remembered my undergraduate studies of the German sociologist and philosopher, Max Weber. |
His great piece of work was to identify the depersonalising effects of bureaucracy, and how it marked out a modern organisation. | His great piece of work was to identify the depersonalising effects of bureaucracy, and how it marked out a modern organisation. |
Bureaucracies are organised according to rational principles. Offices are ranked in a hierarchical order and their operations are characterised by impersonal rules. | Bureaucracies are organised according to rational principles. Offices are ranked in a hierarchical order and their operations are characterised by impersonal rules. |
But who knew that in the dusty, arid mountains around Tora Bora, there was a cave devoted to al-Qaeda's HR, codifying the skill-sets of every applicant? | But who knew that in the dusty, arid mountains around Tora Bora, there was a cave devoted to al-Qaeda's HR, codifying the skill-sets of every applicant? |
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