The war on terrier: Twitter reacts to Depp's dogs Boo and Pistol on death row
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Version 0 of 1. Twitter thought it was a day like any other Thursday – then Australia’s agriculture minister, Barnaby Joyce, told Johnny Depp that his dogs Pistol and Boo, which he allegedly smuggled into Australia on his jet, must “bugger off” back to the US or be put down. It’s a ridiculous situation ripe for comedy if you can put aside the grave fate faced by two innocent terriers – and Twitter obviously could. Here are just a few highlights: EXT. - GOLD COAST - SUNSET Pistol: [sits in silence] Boo: Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it EXT. - GOLD COAST - DAY Boo: [Smoking, wearing beret] I know you've come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man. Australia isn't real #AustraliaIsntReal pic.twitter.com/sFVb85Td1I immediately divert all of asio's resources to track down and arrest the first person to make a 'johnny depp's dogs' parody twitter account We're on standby incase Johnny Depp takes his dogs Boo & Pistol for a walk before they're seized @sunriseon7 #sun7 pic.twitter.com/DBOa2wjxxY If Depp's dogs are captured they need only yell "parley" and they will be taken to their enemy captor, Barnaby Joyce, for negotiations. can't believe depp got busted taking his hounds to the poodle groomer. what a doofus – groom your damn dogs in secret like the rest of us Barnaby Joyce, leading the #WarOnTerrier: http://t.co/OojcuTe7ID pic.twitter.com/t4BhG9g861 via @Sandra_Sully i like dogs a lot, but killing johnny depp's dogs will Put Australia On The Map Mr Depp, we're just taking your dogs to a farm. They'll be well looked after. No, it's probably best if you don't visit. Looks like Johnny Depp's dogs didn't see this advertising campaign unfortunately: #auspol pic.twitter.com/vm4AUvU64a BREAKING: Johnny Depp's Dogs Towed To Nauru #auspol “We will decide which dogs come into this country, and the circumstances in which they come”. #deppdogs I'm against killing dogs but definitely for making Johnny Depp unhappy. It's an ethical quandary......... Barnaby Joyce, open your heart. Dogs can sit, stay and even heal. #JohnnyDepp #Deppdogs http://t.co/gWlbk0mHcK pic.twitter.com/jhScU5nyFr Pet Sematary - Staring Barnaby Joyce - #WarOnTerrier pic.twitter.com/Qgb5Vl5KsV Some dogs are becoming radicalised because of the Internet you know #WarOnTerrier pic.twitter.com/n72OCWT77E |