Modern tribes: the Milifan

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/may/02/modern-tribes-the-milifan

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Omigod omigod omigod he REPLIED? He read MY TWEET?! Now I can die happy, would you not totally be his slave, if he was not married ofc, omfg follow me Ed follow me. How great is it he can feel all this actual love after people have been so mean to him. I love Milifandom so much it HURTS. Like, wouldn’t you ship him with Theresa, MiliMay is so FREAKIN CUTE. OMD he is bae, you know he takes his kids to school like every day between doing all those politics and Rubik cubes, lol, SO totally random, have you read the manifesto, me neither, but he’s all about liking young people and shit which is so cool? IKR? When we could totally get married but Cameron thinks we are not old enough to literally tick a box. It is SO unfair – why would you vote for someone who doesn’t even want you to vote, if you could vote?

My mum is like, grow up Rebecca, you do know Labour would totally BAN private schools, so you would never have got 11 A*s, so Oxbridge would not even look at you, God she can be so lame. I’m like, I’M SORRY, mother, there are more important things than Oxbridge, she’s like, not if you are interested in politics, you know Miliband went to Oxford, now he wants to tax our house. I’m like, but he’s helping students, right, not like David Cameron, ewww!

You actually do not? Like WTF, David Cameron, you so would not, seriously? Ergh, that’s like basically perving on someone’s DAD. Listen, you wanna know something kinda weird, I *quite* like Boris? Just saying. I KNOW, actual literal pengness, what is that about, if Miliband was like super tragically blown up tomorrow in a massive asteroid attack that wiped out the whole of Primrose Hill, lol, Boris could totally be my lord and saviour.

Do you think if I said I’d canvass Ed would follow me, I mean he does not need to know I can’t commit to anything while Zayn might drop an album, omigod how amaze would it be if Zayn faved my Milfandom tweet?