Crocs aren't the only clothes that last a lifetime

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2014/jul/23/crocs-not-only-clothes-last-lifetime

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Crocs, not cockroaches. Thanks to the clog's uniquely robust construction, they will inherit the earth should we be faced with an apocalypse. It's also sadly (or not, depending on your view of the divisive shoes) the reason the US shoe company has just announced plans to close 100 shops and axe 200 jobs: the resin-moulded clogs are so indestructible, one pair will apparently "last you for life", which means no one's buying them any more. Kind of shot yourself in the foot there, guys.

With that in mind, we've created an outfit made of the most resilient clothing in the world, each one guaranteed to last a lifetime while presumably ensuring low profit margins and ultimately bankruptcy for the brand itself.

Randolph sunglasses

Randolph make sunglasses for people who hunt, work at Nasa and fly F18 fighter jets. Genuinely. It is in its manifesto. It even claims its lenses will protect you from "hazards" while shooting, which suggests to us they're also bulletproof.

Nudie Jeans

Jeans are designed to last a lifetime. Nudie jeans aren't. They are, however, designed to get "more beautiful with age" and the label offers a unique and free repair system that means you can rebuild your jeans ad infinitum.

Woolrich parka

Less focused on being bulletproof and more on longevity, Woolrich parkas are a wardrobe staple of fashion editors who rely on them for surviving the freezing environs at the January shows for, it's thought, up to eight seasons.

Hermès Birkin bag

Granted these cost a pretty penny and there is generally a waiting list, but once you've got one it's yours for life. Failing that, the company has an excellent after-sale service and will buff and repair any wear and tear for free.

American Giant hoodie

Heavyweight cotton, heavy-gauge thread ... designer Philipe Manoux claims this hoodie will outlast any workwear coat. That Manoux is also the "mastermind" behind the first, unbreakable iPhone screen is probably best ignored.