Grace of Monaco got terrible reviews – but which film would you pan?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/09/grace-of-monaco-terrible-reviews-film-review-worst

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The film Grace of Monaco opened the Cannes film festival this year, to almost universal mockery. In the Observer this week, Mark Kermode ended his review of the film by concluding: "Further cuts may yet ensue, although it's hard to see how edits could make this nonsense any better. Or worse. Only a shorter running time would be an improvement, by any measure." Going even further, Peter Bradshaw called it "so wooden it's a fire-risk". Even the film's director has lashed out at producer Harvey Weinstein, calling his edit "a pile of shit".

What film would you love to widely and publicly denounce? Can you think of another big budget film that also deserved such ridicule and criticism? What has been the film that stuck in your mind as the worst 90 minutes you ever had the misfortune to sit through? Can you write a review of the most terrible flick you've ever watched for us? Come and be scathing about shoddy scripts, dull actors and cheap settings that have enraged you.