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| He wanted to explore California's obsession with plastic surgery, but Louis Theroux is never one to stand on the sidelines... and, despite his lean frame, ended up getting some work done himself. Was it worth it? | He wanted to explore California's obsession with plastic surgery, but Louis Theroux is never one to stand on the sidelines... and, despite his lean frame, ended up getting some work done himself. Was it worth it? |
| I've always thought of myself as being quite lanky and skinny. | I've always thought of myself as being quite lanky and skinny. |
| So when, in the course of making a documentary on Beverly Hills plastic surgery, one of the doctors gave me an impromptu consultation and told me I'd be a "pretty good candidate" for liposuction, I was surprised - and maybe a tiny bit put out. | So when, in the course of making a documentary on Beverly Hills plastic surgery, one of the doctors gave me an impromptu consultation and told me I'd be a "pretty good candidate" for liposuction, I was surprised - and maybe a tiny bit put out. |
| The consultation took the form of him pinching and squeezing the flab around my torso and back for a few minutes. I'd agreed to it half in jest - yet he was quite serious. | The consultation took the form of him pinching and squeezing the flab around my torso and back for a few minutes. I'd agreed to it half in jest - yet he was quite serious. |
| The issue, he explained, wasn't weight loss, my weight was fine but I was "disproportionate". My fat was unevenly distributed round my body and I had too much on my belly. | The issue, he explained, wasn't weight loss, my weight was fine but I was "disproportionate". My fat was unevenly distributed round my body and I had too much on my belly. |
| I didn't think too much more about it. But later, when I looked at the unedited film footage of the scene, I realized I did look a bit flabby. | I didn't think too much more about it. But later, when I looked at the unedited film footage of the scene, I realized I did look a bit flabby. |
| Theroux and his surgeon Dr David Amron, prior to the opI was pretty confident I could get rid of the flab through diet and exercise. But then again, I'd wanted to get a procedure myself, as a way of participating in the story, and this might be it. I had been thinking more along the lines of botox. | Theroux and his surgeon Dr David Amron, prior to the opI was pretty confident I could get rid of the flab through diet and exercise. But then again, I'd wanted to get a procedure myself, as a way of participating in the story, and this might be it. I had been thinking more along the lines of botox. |
| After all, where was the harm in it? Some journalists risk life and limb investigating human rights violations in far-off countries. I would be getting some of my fat taken out. | After all, where was the harm in it? Some journalists risk life and limb investigating human rights violations in far-off countries. I would be getting some of my fat taken out. |
| The worst that could happen would be it might look a bit lumpy (well, actually the worst would be if I died under the knife, which I guess was possible but extremely unlikely). And it might be an improvement. | The worst that could happen would be it might look a bit lumpy (well, actually the worst would be if I died under the knife, which I guess was possible but extremely unlikely). And it might be an improvement. |
| On the day itself I was pretty nervous. Most patients take a Valium to calm their nerves, but I wanted to be sober for the filming. | On the day itself I was pretty nervous. Most patients take a Valium to calm their nerves, but I wanted to be sober for the filming. |
| The doctor numbed six incision points. Then, having changed into a tiny posing pouch, a gown and a shower cap I went into the operating room. | The doctor numbed six incision points. Then, having changed into a tiny posing pouch, a gown and a shower cap I went into the operating room. |
| For about 24 hours after the operation fluid kept seeping out of my six holes The operation was under a local anaesthetic - this apparently removes a great deal of the risk. Being awake also meant I could move into different positions on the operating table, allowing the doctor a better angle of entry as he gave me my "body sculpting". | For about 24 hours after the operation fluid kept seeping out of my six holes The operation was under a local anaesthetic - this apparently removes a great deal of the risk. Being awake also meant I could move into different positions on the operating table, allowing the doctor a better angle of entry as he gave me my "body sculpting". |
| For half-an-hour or so, using long tubular skewers called cannulas, the doctor injected tumescent fluid into the areas he was treating. The fluid works as an anaesthetic and it also helps to dislodge the fat. The "tumescing" took about half an hour and was the most uncomfortable part. There were a few painful pokes and prods. | For half-an-hour or so, using long tubular skewers called cannulas, the doctor injected tumescent fluid into the areas he was treating. The fluid works as an anaesthetic and it also helps to dislodge the fat. The "tumescing" took about half an hour and was the most uncomfortable part. There were a few painful pokes and prods. |
| The actual sucking of the fat was, by comparison, plain sailing. It took about 15 minutes. I could see my blubber coming out in gelatinous lumps and travelling down the transparent tubes as the doctor chiselled away with his cannulas. | The actual sucking of the fat was, by comparison, plain sailing. It took about 15 minutes. I could see my blubber coming out in gelatinous lumps and travelling down the transparent tubes as the doctor chiselled away with his cannulas. |
| The fat was solid and the doctor had to work quite hard to shift it - he told me I was unusually sinewy. It was like watching someone carving a very large and very tough leg of lamb, except the leg of lamb was me. | The fat was solid and the doctor had to work quite hard to shift it - he told me I was unusually sinewy. It was like watching someone carving a very large and very tough leg of lamb, except the leg of lamb was me. |
| 'Like chicken fat' | 'Like chicken fat' |
| By the end he'd managed to suck out about half a kilo, though he said it was a mistake to judge the success of the operation by weight. | By the end he'd managed to suck out about half a kilo, though he said it was a mistake to judge the success of the operation by weight. |
| Louis, before (left) and after the opIt was bright yellow, like chicken fat, tinged with pink from the blood, and suspended in the tumescent fluid. They let me hold a pouch full of my fat at the end of the operation. I had a vague urge to take it home with me as a memento, but this did not seem to be an option. | Louis, before (left) and after the opIt was bright yellow, like chicken fat, tinged with pink from the blood, and suspended in the tumescent fluid. They let me hold a pouch full of my fat at the end of the operation. I had a vague urge to take it home with me as a memento, but this did not seem to be an option. |
| I walked out of the doctor's offices wearing baggy sweat clothes, with an elasticated corset underneath to keep everything in place. Under the corset I had pads to absorb the excess tumescent fluid. | I walked out of the doctor's offices wearing baggy sweat clothes, with an elasticated corset underneath to keep everything in place. Under the corset I had pads to absorb the excess tumescent fluid. |
| For about 24 hours after the operation tumescent fluid kept seeping out of my six holes and, though I wasn't in pain, I had to be careful how I slept and how I bent down. I kept the corset on for about two weeks, and I was still tender for some time after that. | For about 24 hours after the operation tumescent fluid kept seeping out of my six holes and, though I wasn't in pain, I had to be careful how I slept and how I bent down. I kept the corset on for about two weeks, and I was still tender for some time after that. |
| Several months on, with swelling down and the healing complete, my abdomen is leaner and more sculpted. My doughnut is basically gone. Though I haven't had many compliments - and I won't be standing in for Brad Pitt any time soon - it does definitely look better. | Several months on, with swelling down and the healing complete, my abdomen is leaner and more sculpted. My doughnut is basically gone. Though I haven't had many compliments - and I won't be standing in for Brad Pitt any time soon - it does definitely look better. |
| So would I consider getting something else done? I doubt it. I don't feel it looks so much better that it warrants all the pain and the expense, and I still feel that I could have made almost as big a difference through diet and exercise. | So would I consider getting something else done? I doubt it. I don't feel it looks so much better that it warrants all the pain and the expense, and I still feel that I could have made almost as big a difference through diet and exercise. |
| Also, weird as it may sound, I miss the old me a little bit. My belly doesn't feel like it's 100% me any more. I'm not sure if it's because it doesn't look totally natural, or maybe because I know it's been "lipo-sculpted". | Also, weird as it may sound, I miss the old me a little bit. My belly doesn't feel like it's 100% me any more. I'm not sure if it's because it doesn't look totally natural, or maybe because I know it's been "lipo-sculpted". |
| Still, I don't regret getting it done. It's just one more of life's experiences. | Still, I don't regret getting it done. It's just one more of life's experiences. |
| Louis Theroux: Under the knife is on Sunday at 2100BST on BBC Two Add your comments on this story, using the form below. | Louis Theroux: Under the knife is on Sunday at 2100BST on BBC Two Add your comments on this story, using the form below. |