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There should be no approval of peeing in public or indeed any attempt to put the behavioural clock back to the days of open sewers. That said, England players seen relieving themselves on the Oval pitch in the post-match booze-up could have been doing more than venting their frustration on the piece of turf that frustrated the run rate and stopped them winning on the last day. They could have been thinking about foxes, which, so the theory goes, are put off by the territorial scent of male urine. They may even have been trying to improve the pitch. Mixed with wood ash, which is rich in calcium and magnesium, human urine provides all the nitrogen any fast outfield should need. An eclectic list of the great and good, from Morarji Desai, a prime minister of India, to the actor Sarah Miles and the author JD Salinger have all drunk their own urine, in the belief that it was medicinal. We all answer nature's call in our own ways. | There should be no approval of peeing in public or indeed any attempt to put the behavioural clock back to the days of open sewers. That said, England players seen relieving themselves on the Oval pitch in the post-match booze-up could have been doing more than venting their frustration on the piece of turf that frustrated the run rate and stopped them winning on the last day. They could have been thinking about foxes, which, so the theory goes, are put off by the territorial scent of male urine. They may even have been trying to improve the pitch. Mixed with wood ash, which is rich in calcium and magnesium, human urine provides all the nitrogen any fast outfield should need. An eclectic list of the great and good, from Morarji Desai, a prime minister of India, to the actor Sarah Miles and the author JD Salinger have all drunk their own urine, in the belief that it was medicinal. We all answer nature's call in our own ways. |
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