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Now I'm Syria rep and everyone's like it is SO complicated. Excuse me? Now I'm Syria rep and everyone's like it is SO complicated. Excuse me?
(2 months later)
Well I said to Sarah Govey, do you remember that year when you were class rep and no one could agree on the teacher's present, there was this pro-Spa Day faction and the Tiffany necklace group & the inevitable Jo Maloneites & these endless rows & in the end we had to give John Lewis vouchers and she just went and splurged it all on food, and the Tiffany mothers never spoke to us again? Well I'm sorry but I wish someone would explain to me how Syria can be more difficult than that? I mean each time I go God we must DO something, all these old men are like oh it is SO complicated, I'm like excuse me, you want complicated, you try explaining why five pounds is not enough to get your name on the card, so think outside the box people, Syria needs our help :(Well I said to Sarah Govey, do you remember that year when you were class rep and no one could agree on the teacher's present, there was this pro-Spa Day faction and the Tiffany necklace group & the inevitable Jo Maloneites & these endless rows & in the end we had to give John Lewis vouchers and she just went and splurged it all on food, and the Tiffany mothers never spoke to us again? Well I'm sorry but I wish someone would explain to me how Syria can be more difficult than that? I mean each time I go God we must DO something, all these old men are like oh it is SO complicated, I'm like excuse me, you want complicated, you try explaining why five pounds is not enough to get your name on the card, so think outside the box people, Syria needs our help :(
So Sarah was like, go for it, Michael loves wars, I mean you totally see why Dacre wants their input? So now I am Syria rep, and OMG the army #hideouswaste&clutter? I said to Mummy, basic closet rule, if you have not worn it in 12 months throw it out, well I swear soldiers have all these weapons they have not touched literally in years, I'm like guys, no offence but you either use these warheads, as in pronto, or I am giving them to Oxfam? At least just point a submarine at Mr Basher, Syria needs our help and I am sure it has a seaside, am I right? If not we have like literally zillions of planes and helicopters, or keep it simple, just guns, we could like lend them not to the horrible Syrians, obvs, but to the nice ones, once someone found them, why not ask Prince Harry when he is back from Ibiza, I mean what is your problem, did not Churchill or whatever say war is basically the continuation of yoga by other stuff? TBH I got QUITE emotional *blushes* because of having to worry about Syria at the EXACT same time as our first LFW show & the Hong Kong store & the new tote, everyone is like wow, your brand is on fire, I'm like wait until it is literally at war #anotheramazeSmythsonfirst :)So Sarah was like, go for it, Michael loves wars, I mean you totally see why Dacre wants their input? So now I am Syria rep, and OMG the army #hideouswaste&clutter? I said to Mummy, basic closet rule, if you have not worn it in 12 months throw it out, well I swear soldiers have all these weapons they have not touched literally in years, I'm like guys, no offence but you either use these warheads, as in pronto, or I am giving them to Oxfam? At least just point a submarine at Mr Basher, Syria needs our help and I am sure it has a seaside, am I right? If not we have like literally zillions of planes and helicopters, or keep it simple, just guns, we could like lend them not to the horrible Syrians, obvs, but to the nice ones, once someone found them, why not ask Prince Harry when he is back from Ibiza, I mean what is your problem, did not Churchill or whatever say war is basically the continuation of yoga by other stuff? TBH I got QUITE emotional *blushes* because of having to worry about Syria at the EXACT same time as our first LFW show & the Hong Kong store & the new tote, everyone is like wow, your brand is on fire, I'm like wait until it is literally at war #anotheramazeSmythsonfirst :)
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