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Cameron's latest tactic: blame the foreigners | Cameron's latest tactic: blame the foreigners |
(7 months later) | |
Cameron: Top result, Ozzy! | Cameron: Top result, Ozzy! |
Osborne: What? | Osborne: What? |
Cameron: Me negotiating a budget reduction from the EU. | Cameron: Me negotiating a budget reduction from the EU. |
Osborne: Um, er ... Yes. Just one thing. Can you explain why we're ending up paying even more next year then? | Osborne: Um, er ... Yes. Just one thing. Can you explain why we're ending up paying even more next year then? |
Cameron: That's a minor detail. | Cameron: That's a minor detail. |
Raisa, the ex-police horse: That's a no. | Raisa, the ex-police horse: That's a no. |
Cameron: Don't be such a nag ... | Cameron: Don't be such a nag ... |
Raisa: Don't eat me! | Raisa: Don't eat me! |
Owen Paterson: What? I've got to interrupt my weekend because some cheap burgers have horse meat in them? | Owen Paterson: What? I've got to interrupt my weekend because some cheap burgers have horse meat in them? |
Cameron: It's your job. | Cameron: It's your job. |
Paterson: But I never thought I'd ever have to do anything ... | Paterson: But I never thought I'd ever have to do anything ... |
Cameron: Neither did I. But now you need to get on with it. | Cameron: Neither did I. But now you need to get on with it. |
Paterson: It's all terrible but there's no danger to public health. Will that do? Cameron: No it bloody well won't. We've got to blame the foreigners ... | Paterson: It's all terrible but there's no danger to public health. Will that do? Cameron: No it bloody well won't. We've got to blame the foreigners ... |
You Won't Findus: Obviously, we are appalled that anyone has noticed, I mean, that the little people have been eating Raisa. But it's all down to our French suppliers, Trouvez-Nous. | You Won't Findus: Obviously, we are appalled that anyone has noticed, I mean, that the little people have been eating Raisa. But it's all down to our French suppliers, Trouvez-Nous. |
Trouvez-Nous: Bof! The cheek of Les Rosbifs. Our abattoirs are uncontaminated. It is the fault of the Romanians. | Trouvez-Nous: Bof! The cheek of Les Rosbifs. Our abattoirs are uncontaminated. It is the fault of the Romanians. |
Romanians: Why is it always us? | Romanians: Why is it always us? |
Cameron: Because you're poor and a long way away. And because you come over here and ... | Cameron: Because you're poor and a long way away. And because you come over here and ... |
Nigel Farage: That's my line. | Nigel Farage: That's my line. |
Cameron: Not now there's a byelection to be won in Eastleigh and the Tory party is turning even further to the right. First their men come here and steal all our jobs. Then their horses come here and take over our processed meat slurry. | Cameron: Not now there's a byelection to be won in Eastleigh and the Tory party is turning even further to the right. First their men come here and steal all our jobs. Then their horses come here and take over our processed meat slurry. |
Paterson: I blame the Irish, too. They're bound to be involved. | Paterson: I blame the Irish, too. They're bound to be involved. |
Clegg: Help, Daddy. It turns out we should have been paying people we put on those job creation schemes. | Clegg: Help, Daddy. It turns out we should have been paying people we put on those job creation schemes. |
Cameron: Sod that! I'm buggered if I'm paying someone as useless as you. | Cameron: Sod that! I'm buggered if I'm paying someone as useless as you. |
Paterson: Good Lord! It turns out an abattoir in Yorkshire has been dragged into the horsemeat scandal. | Paterson: Good Lord! It turns out an abattoir in Yorkshire has been dragged into the horsemeat scandal. |
Cameron: Yorkshire? Isn't that your neck of the woods, Haguester? | Cameron: Yorkshire? Isn't that your neck of the woods, Haguester? |
Hague: Did someone mention Venezuela? Are we at war again? | Hague: Did someone mention Venezuela? Are we at war again? |
Everyone: We might as well be. | Everyone: We might as well be. |
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