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| Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet? (sorry) | Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet? (sorry) |
| — Barry Pace (@pace) January 15, 2013 | — Barry Pace (@pace) January 15, 2013 |
| Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?" | Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?" |
| — Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) January 16, 2013 | — Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) January 16, 2013 |
| 29% of the meat content in Tesco's hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots! | 29% of the meat content in Tesco's hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots! |
| — Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) January 15, 2013 | — Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) January 15, 2013 |
| A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse". | A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse". |
| — Steve Death (@Its_Death) January 15, 2013 | — Steve Death (@Its_Death) January 15, 2013 |
| Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony |
| — bruce lawson (@brucel) January 16, 2013 | |
| Shocking news. Tesco own brand value hamburgers have been found to have traces of real MEAT in them. | |
| — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) January 16, 2013 | |
| Horse burgers: I canter believe it. Whinny they going to withdraw the product? I bridle at the very thought. THERE, NOW SHUT UP | |
| — Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) January 16, 2013 | |
| Horse meet in Tesco burgers!! Its been in there a furlong time! #boom Naaaaay my gag..But HAY ill take it!! | |
| — Vernon Kay (@OfficialVernonK) January 15, 2013 | — Vernon Kay (@OfficialVernonK) January 15, 2013 |
| This didn't take long!! -funny #horseburgers twitter.com/BrettJackson_9… | This didn't take long!! -funny #horseburgers twitter.com/BrettJackson_9… |
| — Brett Jackson (@BrettJackson_9) January 15, 2013 | — Brett Jackson (@BrettJackson_9) January 15, 2013 |
| Best burgers recipe. Mince meat, garlic powder, paprika, fresh herbs, an egg and fine diced stallions. I mean.... Scallions.. #horseburgers | Best burgers recipe. Mince meat, garlic powder, paprika, fresh herbs, an egg and fine diced stallions. I mean.... Scallions.. #horseburgers |
| — Cry Monster Cry (@crymonstercry) January 15, 2013 | — Cry Monster Cry (@crymonstercry) January 15, 2013 |
| HSE confirm that all who ate #horseburgers are in a stable condition | HSE confirm that all who ate #horseburgers are in a stable condition |
| — James Doorley (@JamesDoorley) January 15, 2013 | — James Doorley (@JamesDoorley) January 15, 2013 |
| "Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage" | "Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage" |
| — John Masterson (@theotriangle) January 15, 2013 | — John Masterson (@theotriangle) January 15, 2013 |
| Just found some out of date burgers " they're off!" #horsepuns | Just found some out of date burgers " they're off!" #horsepuns |
| — Steve Pepper (@StevePepper) January 16, 2013 | — Steve Pepper (@StevePepper) January 16, 2013 |
| I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam. | I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam. |
| — John Brennan (@ActingAnEejit) January 15, 2013 | — John Brennan (@ActingAnEejit) January 15, 2013 |
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