Dave has shown civil servants nothing but kindness

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/jan/15/mrs-camerons-diary-civil-servants

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Actually it is quite unfair for people to say Dave is mean to civil servants when he has shown them nothing but kindness, I mean tipping had completely lapsed under Labour, you could see Kerslake just could not believe his luck when we gave him a couple of pounds given he had only brought up the children's pizzas, but of course people always want more. I went to Mummy, we both know Dave is equality's biggest fan, if Daniel Day-Lewis had not already ended slavery it totally would have been him, but Hilto is right, there are limits, as in someone like Picklesy just senses when he needs to back off and do his dog fighting, whatevs, total salt of the earth, and even the most uppish protection officers do not expect you to, like, know their names although I think the one who buys my tights might be called Alan? Dave says to call all the officers Alan because that way we all know exactly where we stand plus there is a one in five chance of getting it right? Mummy was like, so just do the same with Kerslake, it is an excellent backstairs name, I'm like, we did – how do you think we lost Helen Ghosh and David Bell – but there still about 10 million Kerslakes left?

And Mummy said darling, do you remember Bodrum when Nanny walked into pre-lunch drinks on the gulet, of course everyone was incredibly kind, bringing her a Tizer and some After Eights before the men threw her in the sea, the gentlest of hints but basically she never left the lower decks again? I'm like, God, what have we not tried, there was the Kerslake debagging, obvs, then Hunty's voodoo curse and Hilto's dirty protest then Govey sent them all to Coventry and Nancy says the number of water bombs she has dropped, if Heywood was a teacher he would be on 20 years compassionate leave?

Well I am probably being totally thick but I went to Dave, babes, honestly, if civil servants all went to awful schools & are totes pathetic, how come they are still in charge & Hilto is in Stanford going on about how useless you are #justsaying. Dave was like, so sue me :(