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| Viewpoint: Laughter in the dark | Viewpoint: Laughter in the dark |
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| Iraqis are known for having a wicked sense of humour | Iraqis are known for having a wicked sense of humour |
| An Iraqi member of staff at the BBC Baghdad bureau has been sending his impressions of life in his hometown. In this instalment he considers the lighter side of an often dark situation. For security reasons, the author's name is not being published. | An Iraqi member of staff at the BBC Baghdad bureau has been sending his impressions of life in his hometown. In this instalment he considers the lighter side of an often dark situation. For security reasons, the author's name is not being published. |
| There is a special intensity to the experience of life in Iraq. You laugh more and cry more. And as often as not, you find yourself doing both at the same time. | There is a special intensity to the experience of life in Iraq. You laugh more and cry more. And as often as not, you find yourself doing both at the same time. |
| The humour of the people of Egypt is well-known in the Middle East. Some believe it is born of crippling poverty - if you've no other choice, you have to laugh the hardships away. | The humour of the people of Egypt is well-known in the Middle East. Some believe it is born of crippling poverty - if you've no other choice, you have to laugh the hardships away. |
| Everyone scattered in panic, thinking it was bound to be a car bomb | Everyone scattered in panic, thinking it was bound to be a car bomb |
| The same is true in Iraq. Except that, in addition to poverty, we have daily, random violence, foreign soldiers all over the place, a state sector riddled with corruption, and public services that have fallen to pieces. | The same is true in Iraq. Except that, in addition to poverty, we have daily, random violence, foreign soldiers all over the place, a state sector riddled with corruption, and public services that have fallen to pieces. |
| So we laugh all the harder. | So we laugh all the harder. |
| The other day, a colleague went to the computer market in the centre of Baghdad. When he got back he told us he had been scared stiff. | The other day, a colleague went to the computer market in the centre of Baghdad. When he got back he told us he had been scared stiff. |
| As he walked among the stalls, a taxi screeched to a halt and three men plus the driver leapt from the vehicle. | As he walked among the stalls, a taxi screeched to a halt and three men plus the driver leapt from the vehicle. |
| Everyone scattered in panic, thinking it was bound to be a car bomb and the men were about to detonate it by remote control. Chaos followed. | Everyone scattered in panic, thinking it was bound to be a car bomb and the men were about to detonate it by remote control. Chaos followed. |
| It turned out the men had simply stopped their car in a no-parking zone and were hurrying to do their shopping before the traffic police showed up. | It turned out the men had simply stopped their car in a no-parking zone and were hurrying to do their shopping before the traffic police showed up. |
| Humour amid discomfort | Humour amid discomfort |
| It's like another story I heard recently; a young guy was staring lasciviously at a pretty girl on a public minibus. | It's like another story I heard recently; a young guy was staring lasciviously at a pretty girl on a public minibus. |
| An older man, indignant at the youth's shameless behaviour, but not knowing how to intervene, called out "Allahu akbar" (God is great) in an attempt to bring the youth's mind back to more pious thoughts. | An older man, indignant at the youth's shameless behaviour, but not knowing how to intervene, called out "Allahu akbar" (God is great) in an attempt to bring the youth's mind back to more pious thoughts. |
| Of course, all the other passengers drew the natural conclusion, that the old man must be a suicide bomber and the shout of "Allahu akbar" meant he, and they, were about to meet their maker. | Of course, all the other passengers drew the natural conclusion, that the old man must be a suicide bomber and the shout of "Allahu akbar" meant he, and they, were about to meet their maker. |
| "Hey driver, where are your trousers?" | "Hey driver, where are your trousers?" |
| The bus driver pumped the brakes and the passengers fled screaming in all directions. | The bus driver pumped the brakes and the passengers fled screaming in all directions. |
| Should we laugh at their discomfort? I don't know. But what else can you do? | Should we laugh at their discomfort? I don't know. But what else can you do? |
| Here are some of the jokes doing the rounds in Baghdad these days. You may find them funny, you may not. | Here are some of the jokes doing the rounds in Baghdad these days. You may find them funny, you may not. |
| - A guy stoned on drugs is driving his car when he's stopped by the traffic police enforcing the new traffic rules. "Why aren't you wearing your belt?" they ask him. "Because I'm not wearing any trousers," he replies. | - A guy stoned on drugs is driving his car when he's stopped by the traffic police enforcing the new traffic rules. "Why aren't you wearing your belt?" they ask him. "Because I'm not wearing any trousers," he replies. |
| - A guy with cross-eyes volunteers to join a militia group. They assign him to the random bombing unit. | - A guy with cross-eyes volunteers to join a militia group. They assign him to the random bombing unit. |
| - A Jordanian finds a magic lamp. A genie appears and asks him what is his heart's desire. "Send all these Iraqi refugees back across the border," the man says. "Why?" asks the genie. "Whatever have we done to you?" | - A Jordanian finds a magic lamp. A genie appears and asks him what is his heart's desire. "Send all these Iraqi refugees back across the border," the man says. "Why?" asks the genie. "Whatever have we done to you?" |
| - A Indian man is tossing and turning in his bed in the middle of the night in his hovel in the country's poorest slum, and then he wakes up screaming. "Oh God! Please! No!!!" he yells. "Calm down, darling. It's just a nightmare," says his wife. "You're right, my love," he says, catching his breath. "But what a nightmare - I dreamt I went to sleep and woke up in Iraq!" | |
| Quite. A nightmare indeed. | Quite. A nightmare indeed. |
| Previous articles by the same writer: | Previous articles by the same writer: |
| Crumbling healthcare system Law and order Iraqi style Living with Iraq's violence Bad case of Baghdadophobia | Crumbling healthcare system Law and order Iraqi style Living with Iraq's violence Bad case of Baghdadophobia |
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