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Fakegeek: Bogus programmer sought for Russian web studio, with ‘worn sweater, specs’ | |
(about 13 hours later) | |
A web studio in Tyumen, a city in the Russian Urals, has listed quite a job offer: they’re looking for a… fake programmer. The ideal candidate should be skinny, have a “worn sweater”, and wear glasses. | A web studio in Tyumen, a city in the Russian Urals, has listed quite a job offer: they’re looking for a… fake programmer. The ideal candidate should be skinny, have a “worn sweater”, and wear glasses. |
The vacancy first emerged on Monday on one of the key job-searching websites, Zarplata.ru , translated from Russian as ‘salary’. | The vacancy first emerged on Monday on one of the key job-searching websites, Zarplata.ru , translated from Russian as ‘salary’. |
The job includes being at the desk when a client comes in, then opening the html code, and, while looking attentively at the monitor, mumbling something like: | The job includes being at the desk when a client comes in, then opening the html code, and, while looking attentively at the monitor, mumbling something like: |
“Told them this should’ve been done on Framework [a programming model for building apps]!”, “Oh my God, no! Whew, I made a backup…” or “What kind of dumbhead wrote this code?!” | “Told them this should’ve been done on Framework [a programming model for building apps]!”, “Oh my God, no! Whew, I made a backup…” or “What kind of dumbhead wrote this code?!” |
The phrases, the job offer also says, should be learnt by heart, and there will be monthly additions to the list. | |
So what would a perfect match look like, one wonders? | |
Well, a skinny, bespectacled kind of person, according to the job listing, also preferably in possession of a “worn sweater.” The sweater could be borrowed from the firm, though. | |
“If you agree to get a programming-related tattoo on a visible spot, we’ll add a couple of thousand rubles [about $40] to the salary,” the web studio offers. | “If you agree to get a programming-related tattoo on a visible spot, we’ll add a couple of thousand rubles [about $40] to the salary,” the web studio offers. |
The listed salary of the would-be programmer from $170 to $500. | The listed salary of the would-be programmer from $170 to $500. |
The reason for such an unusual vacancy is that many clients view the studio as a short-lived enterprise, when they see only three people working at the company’s office. | The reason for such an unusual vacancy is that many clients view the studio as a short-lived enterprise, when they see only three people working at the company’s office. |
The company also wants to hire a fake designer. | The company also wants to hire a fake designer. |
In their free time, the would-be employees can while away their working hours on social networks or playing video games. | In their free time, the would-be employees can while away their working hours on social networks or playing video games. |
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