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You’ll pee your pants when you see what a Google car caught on camera | You’ll pee your pants when you see what a Google car caught on camera |
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If you look like you’ve just peed in your pants, and there’s a Google Street View car lurking, it’s probably best to stay indoors. | If you look like you’ve just peed in your pants, and there’s a Google Street View car lurking, it’s probably best to stay indoors. |
A Houston, Texas man learned that lesson the hard way after he went outside to dry his pants after what he claims was a mishap with a beer tap. | A Houston, Texas man learned that lesson the hard way after he went outside to dry his pants after what he claims was a mishap with a beer tap. |
Unfortunately for him, the creepy 360 camera owned by the world’s second most valuable company rolled by and took this embarrassing photo. | |
The amazingly-named Joshua Justice told the Houston Chronicle that he has full control of his bladder and that the suspicious wet spot is from cleaning up in a bar called the Flying Saucer. | The amazingly-named Joshua Justice told the Houston Chronicle that he has full control of his bladder and that the suspicious wet spot is from cleaning up in a bar called the Flying Saucer. |
“I toweled off, but figured it's 95 (degrees) and sunny out, I'll go stand out front in the sun,” he said. | “I toweled off, but figured it's 95 (degrees) and sunny out, I'll go stand out front in the sun,” he said. |
We believe you Joshua. | We believe you Joshua. |
Justice said he was only outside a matter of seconds when he noticed the Google car coming towards him. | Justice said he was only outside a matter of seconds when he noticed the Google car coming towards him. |
He quickly debated whether to cower back inside or stand his ground, but chose the latter. After all, he is in Texas. | He quickly debated whether to cower back inside or stand his ground, but chose the latter. After all, he is in Texas. |
“I figured, well, this will make for a good story. Clearly, I had no idea. Now, I wish I'd waved,” he said. | “I figured, well, this will make for a good story. Clearly, I had no idea. Now, I wish I'd waved,” he said. |
He didn’t hesitate to tell staff at the Flying Saucer, and two months later, a waitress found the image on Google and shared it online. | He didn’t hesitate to tell staff at the Flying Saucer, and two months later, a waitress found the image on Google and shared it online. |
“I thought it was gonna be a funny inside joke at the bar. Now it's a joke between me and the whole internet.” Justice said, enjoying his 15 minutes of fame. | “I thought it was gonna be a funny inside joke at the bar. Now it's a joke between me and the whole internet.” Justice said, enjoying his 15 minutes of fame. |
Tell us what you think. Do you believe Joshua Justice? To pee or not to pee? | Tell us what you think. Do you believe Joshua Justice? To pee or not to pee? |
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