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| What parents really mean to say about exam results | What parents really mean to say about exam results |
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| There is something about exam results that brings out an irresistible need for parents to give advice to their teenage children. They can't stop themselves sharing their wisdom in these anxious moments. | There is something about exam results that brings out an irresistible need for parents to give advice to their teenage children. They can't stop themselves sharing their wisdom in these anxious moments. |
| But it's delivered in code, a parent code, where you never say what you're thinking. Here's what parents really mean. | But it's delivered in code, a parent code, where you never say what you're thinking. Here's what parents really mean. |
| 1. "You tried your hardest, that's the most important thing." Utterly damning, this translates as: "The results are a complete disaster, and your mother is upstairs crying neat gin over her Facebook page... but we're going to keep smiling, even if my fixed grin starts to look more like a medical condition." | 1. "You tried your hardest, that's the most important thing." Utterly damning, this translates as: "The results are a complete disaster, and your mother is upstairs crying neat gin over her Facebook page... but we're going to keep smiling, even if my fixed grin starts to look more like a medical condition." |
| 2. "You've got your grades. Now follow your dreams." This means: "Whatever you do, don't follow your dreams. Do something that is soul-crushingly dull that brings in some cash. Look at your parents, we haven't had a pay rise since 2005, do you think we're following our dreams? Go to the Reading Festival, get a flower painted on your face and then come back to your chemistry A-level. That's what 'follow your dreams' means." | 2. "You've got your grades. Now follow your dreams." This means: "Whatever you do, don't follow your dreams. Do something that is soul-crushingly dull that brings in some cash. Look at your parents, we haven't had a pay rise since 2005, do you think we're following our dreams? Go to the Reading Festival, get a flower painted on your face and then come back to your chemistry A-level. That's what 'follow your dreams' means." |
| 3. "Of course, it was different in my day." 100% guaranteed to start an argument. Your teenage genius might have a string of top grades, but somewhere in that dark, begrudging heart of parenthood, you're thinking that back in the old days no-one got all A-grades except for lifers with nothing else to do in prison. You mull over some thoughts about O-levels... and then you casually say: "Of course, it was different in my day." Whoosh! It's fireworks day in August. | 3. "Of course, it was different in my day." 100% guaranteed to start an argument. Your teenage genius might have a string of top grades, but somewhere in that dark, begrudging heart of parenthood, you're thinking that back in the old days no-one got all A-grades except for lifers with nothing else to do in prison. You mull over some thoughts about O-levels... and then you casually say: "Of course, it was different in my day." Whoosh! It's fireworks day in August. |
| 4. "Of course I'm not disappointed." Oh yes you are. | 4. "Of course I'm not disappointed." Oh yes you are. |
| 5. "I don't want to say, 'I told you so.'" Yes, you really, really, really want to say: "I told you so," more than anything else in the world. Playing on Snapchat while watching Netflix, when revising, wasn't the equivalent of a "brain gym". You warned that colour-coding all the revision notes was not "technically the same as essay practice". And you warned about going out the night before an exam with a bunch of friends who had all the thoughtful introspection of a Donald Trump rally... "I don't want to say, 'I told...'" Stop, hit the brakes, it can only end badly. | 5. "I don't want to say, 'I told you so.'" Yes, you really, really, really want to say: "I told you so," more than anything else in the world. Playing on Snapchat while watching Netflix, when revising, wasn't the equivalent of a "brain gym". You warned that colour-coding all the revision notes was not "technically the same as essay practice". And you warned about going out the night before an exam with a bunch of friends who had all the thoughtful introspection of a Donald Trump rally... "I don't want to say, 'I told...'" Stop, hit the brakes, it can only end badly. |
| 6. "I saw other people on Twitter talking about unfair results this year." This translates as: "It's not your fault. It's the system, that big, bad system that keeps stopping everyone from seeing what unusually talented children we have." There are some parents who always put the blame everywhere else except on the gifted shoulders of their very special offspring. The exam boards are clearly part of this vast conspiracy. | 6. "I saw other people on Twitter talking about unfair results this year." This translates as: "It's not your fault. It's the system, that big, bad system that keeps stopping everyone from seeing what unusually talented children we have." There are some parents who always put the blame everywhere else except on the gifted shoulders of their very special offspring. The exam boards are clearly part of this vast conspiracy. |
| 7. "Have you heard how your cousin got on?" This is an imperceptible nod towards a whole world of unspoken rivalries. This really means: "Did you stick it to that unbearably smug, over-achieving relative? I've just texted them your best wishes." | 7. "Have you heard how your cousin got on?" This is an imperceptible nod towards a whole world of unspoken rivalries. This really means: "Did you stick it to that unbearably smug, over-achieving relative? I've just texted them your best wishes." |
| 8. "Well, that's a bit of a surprise. Maybe we should ring the school. Now. Or possibly sooner." A GCSE results-shaped mushroom cloud has obliterated Plan A for the A-levels, and it's blown a hole through Plans B, C and D. But keep calm, don't reveal that note of panic. Your teenager's academic performance has been like a milk float on a motorway, but try not to betray any sense of parental horror. Just breathe deeply and no sudden movements. | 8. "Well, that's a bit of a surprise. Maybe we should ring the school. Now. Or possibly sooner." A GCSE results-shaped mushroom cloud has obliterated Plan A for the A-levels, and it's blown a hole through Plans B, C and D. But keep calm, don't reveal that note of panic. Your teenager's academic performance has been like a milk float on a motorway, but try not to betray any sense of parental horror. Just breathe deeply and no sudden movements. |
| 9. "Have you seen the car that the plumber was driving?" "I think we can stop worrying about the Oxbridge applications in sixth form. Years from now you can come and take all our money for fixing something without really explaining what you've repaired. Then you can have that big conversation in the kitchen about how only mugs go to university and get into all that debt." | 9. "Have you seen the car that the plumber was driving?" "I think we can stop worrying about the Oxbridge applications in sixth form. Years from now you can come and take all our money for fixing something without really explaining what you've repaired. Then you can have that big conversation in the kitchen about how only mugs go to university and get into all that debt." |
| 10. "You'll have to make up your own mind about what to do next." "After we've bribed, blackmailed and cajoled you into doing what we think is best. Then you can make up your own mind. Hold on, don't slam the door like that, I've got your cousin on the phone..." | 10. "You'll have to make up your own mind about what to do next." "After we've bribed, blackmailed and cajoled you into doing what we think is best. Then you can make up your own mind. Hold on, don't slam the door like that, I've got your cousin on the phone..." |
| Here are some of your memories of reactions to exams: | Here are some of your memories of reactions to exams: |
| I will never forget my gran's response when I told her my A-level results..."oh that's nice it's chops tonight..." I was and remain the only one of her grandchildren to go to University. Zoe, Manchester | |
| I was predicted a B/C for a maths A-level. I worked myself senseless to get that B in the bag and got an A. I was outside the school building with friends and family, when the Head of Maths leant out of a first floor window and yelled in his broad Welsh accent "Well done on the A, Grace, eh? We never thought you were going to do it!". The entire year just looked at me. Grace, Solihull | I was predicted a B/C for a maths A-level. I worked myself senseless to get that B in the bag and got an A. I was outside the school building with friends and family, when the Head of Maths leant out of a first floor window and yelled in his broad Welsh accent "Well done on the A, Grace, eh? We never thought you were going to do it!". The entire year just looked at me. Grace, Solihull |
| I have 5 A-levels and a masters degree in pharmacy. First thing mum still says when I open my result: Did you fail? David, Solihull | |
| I was interview for local radio on GCSE results day, just as the interviewer was about to ask me how I did, the door slammed open, a girl jumped down the stairs and, live on local radio, yelled "YES! YES! I ******* failed French!" Pete, Liverpool | |
| A friend of mine, having already dropped out of two of his three A-levels, told his mum his O grade in French stood for 'outstanding' so he could get a tenner off her to come down the pub that night with the rest of us. To this day I don't think she knows. Simon, Kingston-upon-Thames | |
| "As long as you're happy, that's the most important thing." Raj, London | "As long as you're happy, that's the most important thing." Raj, London |
| My father's reaction to my AAB in Spanish, French and English AS level results? "Oh, so you can get an A in Spanish and French, but you can't even get an A in your own language". What did this really mean? Good question. According to him nothing, but very doubtful! Ryan, Swansea | My father's reaction to my AAB in Spanish, French and English AS level results? "Oh, so you can get an A in Spanish and French, but you can't even get an A in your own language". What did this really mean? Good question. According to him nothing, but very doubtful! Ryan, Swansea |
| On bringing home nine As and one B for GCSEs and the best results in the school (this was the days before A*s existed) I was told..."could do better". Factually correct, not quite so supportive or celebratory as hoped. Parent has since apologised after I was mad / sad about it for over 20 years... Matt, Leeds | On bringing home nine As and one B for GCSEs and the best results in the school (this was the days before A*s existed) I was told..."could do better". Factually correct, not quite so supportive or celebratory as hoped. Parent has since apologised after I was mad / sad about it for over 20 years... Matt, Leeds |
| I'm afraid I tend to echo your point 3 - things WERE different in my day. I simply cannot believe that in the intervening 55 years since I did my O-levels we have produced an entire generation of geniuses! Anyone who achieved eight A grades at O level back in the early 60's was absolutely exceptional make no mistake about that. This in no way denigrates the efforts of today's 16 year olds - they are just the "victims" of the new system. Jeff, Pembrokeshire | I'm afraid I tend to echo your point 3 - things WERE different in my day. I simply cannot believe that in the intervening 55 years since I did my O-levels we have produced an entire generation of geniuses! Anyone who achieved eight A grades at O level back in the early 60's was absolutely exceptional make no mistake about that. This in no way denigrates the efforts of today's 16 year olds - they are just the "victims" of the new system. Jeff, Pembrokeshire |
| When my middle sibling received unexpectedly high results, my mother said: "Gosh, out of all of my children he has really done well. What a shame for the rest of you". 'Oldest child', Birmingham | When my middle sibling received unexpectedly high results, my mother said: "Gosh, out of all of my children he has really done well. What a shame for the rest of you". 'Oldest child', Birmingham |
| On my GCSE results day, my Dad didn't ask what my results were and drove me straight to the Army recruitment office and tried to sign me up right there and then. The recruiter took me to one side and asked me if that was what I wanted, I told him that I actually planned to go into sixth form first, so he then loaded me up with a ton of leaflets and told my dad that I was going to "think it over". Tom | On my GCSE results day, my Dad didn't ask what my results were and drove me straight to the Army recruitment office and tried to sign me up right there and then. The recruiter took me to one side and asked me if that was what I wanted, I told him that I actually planned to go into sixth form first, so he then loaded me up with a ton of leaflets and told my dad that I was going to "think it over". Tom |
| What are your worst and best reactions to exam results? And what did you really mean? | What are your worst and best reactions to exam results? And what did you really mean? |