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Mrs Cameron’s Diary: Sarah’s like, hey bff - can we have Govey’s bongos back? Mrs Cameron’s Diary: Sarah’s like, hey bff - can we have Govey’s bongos back?
(6 months later)
Well I said to Mummy at a guess Sarah Govey has now sent 50 texts that go hey Sam I do hope our boys won’t spoil our friendship, u R my bff for ever, Sam I promise I am not really bffs with Marina, just pretending until June 23rd, btw you look super gorge on the FROW do u get a discount at Burberry, Marina’s clothes are well tragic!!!! If you see the stuff in the Mail pls tell Dave soz Dacre made me, so blame him, btw Sam if you have last week’s Grazia can I have ur free gift plus Michael needs his bongos back, Mr Lebedev luvs bongos PS his beard is real he says he luvs my work!!! luv u lots Sarah.Well I said to Mummy at a guess Sarah Govey has now sent 50 texts that go hey Sam I do hope our boys won’t spoil our friendship, u R my bff for ever, Sam I promise I am not really bffs with Marina, just pretending until June 23rd, btw you look super gorge on the FROW do u get a discount at Burberry, Marina’s clothes are well tragic!!!! If you see the stuff in the Mail pls tell Dave soz Dacre made me, so blame him, btw Sam if you have last week’s Grazia can I have ur free gift plus Michael needs his bongos back, Mr Lebedev luvs bongos PS his beard is real he says he luvs my work!!! luv u lots Sarah.
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Mummy’s like how SWEET, I’m like, excuse me, Dave is beyond devastated, have you actually tried finding cheap & reliable babysitting, she’s like, but darling I thought you already dropped them? I’m like, demi-dropped, they were totally on call for date nights, school runs & any difficult homework, I mean, being chucked by the Johnsons it’s like, whatevs, I mean *shudders*, having to kiss Mr Lebedev’s naked foot, I do not care if it is a Russian thing, but the Goveys? Dave is like, I totally MADE Govey, it is literally like when Frankenstein tries to get James Fox’s part in All About Eve, can you believe his bongos are still in our utility room #betrayal?Mummy’s like how SWEET, I’m like, excuse me, Dave is beyond devastated, have you actually tried finding cheap & reliable babysitting, she’s like, but darling I thought you already dropped them? I’m like, demi-dropped, they were totally on call for date nights, school runs & any difficult homework, I mean, being chucked by the Johnsons it’s like, whatevs, I mean *shudders*, having to kiss Mr Lebedev’s naked foot, I do not care if it is a Russian thing, but the Goveys? Dave is like, I totally MADE Govey, it is literally like when Frankenstein tries to get James Fox’s part in All About Eve, can you believe his bongos are still in our utility room #betrayal?
Mummy’s like, well at least it is not the first time #Hilto #Rebekah #Coulson #Murdoch #Clarkson #Crosby, I’m like, except they did not do Elwen’s Latin unseens & do not forget netball, Nancy is like excuse me mother, at least he does not go to their kid’s actual SCHOOL, & poor Florence has female Govey for a godmother? Mummy’s like, bright side darling, she is not Tony Blair, just get Welby to do an excommunication, I’m like, you mean exorcism, do not get me started on their hideous TASTE, Dave’s mother always said never trust a person who buys one elephant lamp, let alone 12 - Mummy’s like *OKA voice* EXCUSE ME? I’m like *hastily* because they are obviously just doing it to show off, she’s like, well don’t say it didn’t work, everyone we know simply adores dear Govey :(((Mummy’s like, well at least it is not the first time #Hilto #Rebekah #Coulson #Murdoch #Clarkson #Crosby, I’m like, except they did not do Elwen’s Latin unseens & do not forget netball, Nancy is like excuse me mother, at least he does not go to their kid’s actual SCHOOL, & poor Florence has female Govey for a godmother? Mummy’s like, bright side darling, she is not Tony Blair, just get Welby to do an excommunication, I’m like, you mean exorcism, do not get me started on their hideous TASTE, Dave’s mother always said never trust a person who buys one elephant lamp, let alone 12 - Mummy’s like *OKA voice* EXCUSE ME? I’m like *hastily* because they are obviously just doing it to show off, she’s like, well don’t say it didn’t work, everyone we know simply adores dear Govey :(((